the-sexylosers-club:

mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

Best description I’ve ever heard

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officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

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meladoodle:

he’s got his mother’s eyes, and his father’s chin… when will this child stop collecting bodyparts

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webmails:

a snake live there ?

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

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disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

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